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Top 12 reasons for being Maltese:

1. You can curse God and the others in every sentence you say

2. You can destroy 4000-year temples just cause you don't like the government's decisions.

3. Feeling appreciated by bus drivers for using their service and vice versa.

4. You get to grow rabbits, play with them and then eat them.

5. Free roller coaster rides while driving your own car.

6. No risk of dying while driving due to everyone's cautious driving.

7. Political agreement and stability

8. Going to have picnics while your kids play with hunters' skratac.

9. Being open-minded and tolerating everyone especially homosexuals,people of different cultures etc.

10. Do whatever comes to mind and then go to church for the sake of looking nice.

11. Winning all World Cups and other major football titles. We're invicible!!!

12. You can decorate beaches and parks with garbage, not to mention the countryside with unwanted fridges, geysers and washing machines.

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